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gabdalf:

indiedynamo:

gabdalf!! look at this place Its magic!

DO WANT

(Source: cjwho, via thejocobaby)

darkarcherprince:

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

……………..

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

(via once-a-twin)

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

(via themiracleofresurrection)

Shout out to mickeythegoddess and xiong-mao for making my heart smile and encouraging me to be who I am..
They use my pgp and preferred name and it makes me feel good.

xiong-mao asked: 1-100 :D:D:D


Answer:

Jesus H, Mia. >.<

  • 1. Last kiss

It was with a certain someone <3 :3

  • 2. Last phone call

I called my brother and asked him if he was in the lobby of our apartment building because some rando tried to buzz in.

  • 3. Last text message

:) (^_^)=b

  • 4. Last song you listened to

Call Me- St. Paul and the Broken Bones.

  • 5. Last time you cried

Tuesday

  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 6. Dated someone twice

…unfortunately

  • 7. Been cheated on

yes

  • 8. Self harmed

I don’t like to talk about it..

  • 9. Lost someone special

Yes

  • 10. Been depressed

mmhmm

  • 11. Been drunk and threw up

Been drunk, haven’t thrown up because Im a CHAMP.

  • THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
  • 12. had sex

Yes

  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

Exactly 1

  • 15. Made a new friend

A few new friends, actually. :)

  • 17. Laughed until you cried

YES. Always.

  • 18. Met someone who changed you

Not changed per se… but made me feel comfortable embracing all of my identity.

  • 19. Found out who your true friends were

Yea

  • 20. Found out someone was talking about you

No..that doesn’t really phase me tho..aint nobody got time for that.

  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday

I went to the zoo with the bae and ate copious amounts of pizza with my family (it was a plan b dinner option)

  • 27. What time did you wake up today

around 10

  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

Monday. :*

  • 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

uhhhhh around my older brother’s birthday

  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

I’m not sure… maybe who my dad is..

  • 32. What are you listening to right now

The Office

  • 33. When is the last time you had sex?

June

  • 34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now

no one in particular at the moment

  • 35. Most visited webpage

Tumblr. obvi.

  • 36. Favorite colour

RAINBOW

  • 37. Nicknames

Z, Icy, and the ones that xiong-mao make up for me lol

  • 38. Relationship Status

Taken. <3

  • 39. Zodiac sign

Cancer, yo.

  • 40. Male or female

"I’m adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street and take long naps…and get disciplined?"

  • 41. Primary school

MCA

  • 42. Secondary School

PS 86 then MS 45

  • 43. High school/college

BSLF and CNR…unfortunately.

  • 44. Eye color

Brown

  • 46. Height

5’8 on a good day

  • 47. Do you have a crush on someone

Yes. :)

  • 48. What do you like about yourself

my ability to quote Lilo and Stitch (see above) and Mean Girls on a whim.

  • 49. Piercings

Yes.. an I want more

  • 50. Tattoos

So many tattoo designs.. no funds for tattoos </3

  • 51. Righty or lefty

ambidexterous

  • FIRSTS:
  • 53. First piercing

I was 5 and it was my ears.. I passed out and was selectively mute for the rest of the day when I came to.

  • 54. First best friend

L. We met when she tried to drink the soda bottle tornado water from a plastic toy cup that was filled with dirt. I smacked it out of her hand and we were friends from P-4 till she left MCA. We reconnected again over Myspace..and added each other on Facebook..we don’t really talk anymore. But shes doing well and that makes me happy.

  • 55. First hookup

oh God… umm…oh! I kissed a boy on the cheek in Pre-K. My mom was picking me up from school to go to a doctors appointment.and I stopped her and I was like WAIT I FORGOT SOMETHING!! and I went back to kiss my crush on the cheek.. then left like a boss. B3

  • 56. First Bestfriend

uhhh… see 54

  • RIGHT NOW:
  • 59. Eating

Nothing I am sooo full

  • 60. Drinking

Nothing… fullness has not changed between question 59 and 60

  • 61. I’m about to

answer this question about what Im about to do.

  • 62. Listening to

The Office in the background…

  • 63. Waiting for

TONIGHT!! OOOOH! WHEN YOU WILL BE HERE IN MY ARMS. <3 (half quoting J-Lo and talking to you, xiong-mao hehehehe)

  • YOUR FUTURE:
  • 64. Want kids?

ONE. If I have twins, which run in my family, that will be it.

  • 65. Get married?

To the right person, sure.

  • 66. Career

Im working on it.

  • WHICH IS BETTER:
  • 67. Lips or eyes

mmm they’re both awesome. If I had to choose I guess I would choose lips.

  • 68. Hugs or kisses

Hugs that include kisses. :3

  • 69. Shorter or taller

Im usually the taller person 

  • 70. Older or Younger

No preference.. I’ve dated both older and younger than me..

  • 71. Romantic or spontaneous

Romantically spontaneous lol

  • 72. Nice stomach or nice arms

I don’t have a preference.. I don’t like to body police people.

  • 73. Sensitive or loud

what?

  • 74. Hook-up or relationship

it depends.

  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 76. Kissed a stranger

No

  • 77. Drank hard liquor

Yes

  • 78. Lost glasses/contacts

Yea :(

  • 79. Had sex

Yes

  • 80. Broken someone’s heart

Unfortunately

  • 82. Been arrested

Nope

  • 83. Turned someone down

Yea

  • 84. Cried when someone died

Not right away…but eventually

  • 85. Fallen for a friend

uuuuuuuggghhhhhh… toooo many times

  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
  • 86. Yourself

ummm sure

  • 87. Miracles

why not

  • 88. Love at first sight

nope

  • 89. Heaven

I look up a lot in some instances.. Im not sure if I was conditioned or actually believe anymore tbh.. I’ll get back to you.

  • 90. Santa Clause

Nah… but here’s to childhood naivete

  • 91. Kiss on the first date

if its a good first date…

  • 92. Angels

Maybe

  • 93. How would you label yourself?

….I wouldn’t.

  • 95. Did you sing today

I’m always singing

  • 96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About

My last ex

  • 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

"Oh take me back to the start"

  • 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

Money for another degree, a good paying job, a place to live outside of my parent’s house, my loans paid in full, and a never ending supply of Nutella

  • 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

….I am.. I really am..

  • 100. Do you like the way you look?

uhhhhh

kill your curiosity

1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Self harmed
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
33. When is the last time you had sex?
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?
Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

dennys:

pondscum-n-bubblegum:

ways to pronounce potato

dennys:

  • Potato
  • Potahto
  • Potayto
  • Potaito
  • Potatatatato
  • Popotatato
  • Potayyyyto
  • Potayediggstho
  • Potattoo
  • Potutu
  • Tater
  • Potater
  • Poteeter
  • Potattedto
  • Poratatattat
  • Pootaterto
  • Playdough
  • Poughkeepsie
  • Partisan
  • Party 
  • Tomato

[original post]

who says robots can’t create beauty? 

but like…. why am I laughing so hard? 

(via howdoyoutakeoff)

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